Texts from Jane Eyre by Mallory Ortberg

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Hilariously imagined text conversations—the passive aggressive, the clever, and the strange—from classic and modern literary figures, from Scarlett O’Hara to Jessica Wakefield

Mallory Ortberg, the co-creator of the cult-favorite website The Toast, presents this whimsical collection of hysterical text conversations from your favorite literary characters. Everyone knows that if Scarlett O’Hara had an unlimited text-and-data plan, she’d constantly try to tempt Ashley away from Melanie with suggestive messages. If Mr. Rochester could text Jane Eyre, his ardent missives would obviously be in all-caps. And Daisy Buchanan would not only text while driving, she’d text you to pick her up after she totaled her car. Based on the popular web-feature, Texts from Jane Eyre is a witty, irreverent mashup that brings the characters from your favorite books into the twenty-first century.

SOURCE:  ARC provided by publisher (Thank you!)

 

Overall Thoughts:

This book is exactly what you think and it is very entertaining.  Hands down the best texts are the ones for the books you’ve read. . .there are a few classics that I don’t know much about that I didn’t quite get the joke but still understood enough to get the gist.  Favorites for me would be the Austen, Harry Potter, and Hunger Games (shocker I know).  Surprisingly the funniest was one that I haven’t read, Wuthering Heights.  GUYS.  If you don’t laugh out loud I don’t know what to tell you!

 

3.5/5

kiki

 

 

 

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5 thoughts on “Texts from Jane Eyre by Mallory Ortberg

  1. Amanda October 2, 2014 at 10:10 am Reply

    I haven’t heard of this, it sounds too funny!

  2. Beth W October 5, 2014 at 9:51 pm Reply

    OMG WANT.

    • Kristina October 6, 2014 at 8:03 am Reply

      It was very cute! A very light and quick read. 🙂

      On Sun, Oct 5, 2014 at 9:51 PM, Gone Pecan wrote:

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  3. We Heart YA October 6, 2014 at 5:26 pm Reply

    Oh man, Mallory is so funny! We didn’t realize she had a book. We’ll have to check this out, stat!

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